| friend: | i... just want to eat. evrything that is bad for you. i... want ...it now. |
| me: | ? That one is not the movie is it? Should my response be Everything but Dante's dick. or Well I'm proud of you for not cheating. |
| friend: | LMAO no its not ...its me wanting some chocolate dick. not black people dick. just reeses penis |
Me during assembly hall classes
