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You Stupid Hipster Doofus

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friend:i... just want to eat. evrything that is bad for you. i... want ...it now.
me:? That one is not the movie is it? Should my response be Everything but Dante's dick. or Well I'm proud of you for not cheating.
friend:LMAO no its not ...its me wanting some chocolate dick. not black people dick. just reeses penis
— 3 months ago with 3 notes
#sex and the city  #reeses penis